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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ifallalot] #2979411
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Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


I make sure to drop a deuce as foul as possible in them in order to offend as many genders as possible.


Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.

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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: Kento] #2979418
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I applaud your inclusiveness.

Do you slap a coexist sticker on the toilet after?

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: Kento] #2979423
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Originally Posted by Kento
Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


I make sure to drop a deuce as foul as possible in them in order to offend as many genders as possible.

I never courtesy flush. I prefer to assert my dominance with my feces


My entire existence is a failed gotcha
Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: manbearpig] #2979426
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Originally Posted by manbearpig
I applaud your inclusiveness.

Do you slap a coexist sticker on the toilet after?


It's implicit.


Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.

Russ Meyer
Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ifallalot] #2979428
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Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Kento
Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


I make sure to drop a deuce as foul as possible in them in order to offend as many genders as possible.

I never courtesy flush. I prefer to assert my dominance with my feces


Courtesy flushing is way too PC. Maybe a courtesy fart or three before the true dropping of the growler.


Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.

Russ Meyer
Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979434
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Originally Posted by ClownFace
List of Gay Surfers

1. You


Sike! Everyone knows surfers can't be gay... and don't anyone say Keala Kennelly because i don't consider women people...


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Telling the children that dad is gay

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979479
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I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ifallalot] #2979508
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Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


Carrying board with fins out...
Any wetsuit thats not black or 3/2...
Sobriety....
Doctors medical advice

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: Autoprax] #2979614
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Originally Posted by Autoprax
I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


Smash that azz if the panocha is too sore.

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: StinkinHippie] #2979740
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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
Originally Posted by Autoprax
I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


Smash that azz if the panocha is too sore.


I have too much respect for men to fook them...

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979741
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I have too much respect for men to ever fook them...

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979758
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Come on man is this perhaps misplaced self-loating over the whole herlihy thing?

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: Seldom] #2979767
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Originally Posted by Seldom
Come on man is this perhaps misplaced self-loating over the whole herlihy thing?

We made up last fall, unless he pulls those skis out again... I saw him up at IRL the other day i bodysurf their on the reg..
Im not joking about that shit, its super lame and dangerous...
Colin lives in his own little world, i,ve never meet someone from DE that isn't retarded...

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979794
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Ah, so we’ve finally reached the multi handle spaz meltdown phase of TMZ arc #736

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