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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: Kento] #2918785
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Originally Posted By: Kento
Geology awards are the best since a Golden Coprolite (yes, fossilized shit) trophy is a standard award. Plus, the venue will most likely be at a dive bar. beer


How do I get my hands on these Golden Coprolites? I would love to hand some out at the next office party. monkey


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: sizzld1] #2918800
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Originally Posted By: sizzld1
Originally Posted By: Kento
Geology awards are the best since a Golden Coprolite (yes, fossilized shit) trophy is a standard award. Plus, the venue will most likely be at a dive bar. beer


How do I get my hands on these Golden Coprolites? I would love to hand some out at the next office party. monkey


Looking at eBay just now demonstrated the level of depravity of geologists. Then again, there are a few women I could see deserving of Coprolite jewelry. thought

Dried cow patties also work

I mean, how many awards are there that you can play Frisbee with the trophies?


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: sizzld1] #2918802
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Originally Posted By: sizzld1
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Lawyers don't bring anybody joy. Movies do.


My clients are pretty pleased to know that they received justice for the harm that was done to them and to know that their families will be ok once they are gone. shameonyou

I still can't think of anything worse than an awards show for lawyers though. In fact, 99.9% of the awards that currently exist for lawyers are about the most absurd bullshit I've ever witnessed. They are literally designed to sell dumb plaques to even dumber poeple. We have a middle-aged office manager who hasn't done any substantive legal work in years. Nevertheless, if you walked into her office you would think she was RBG or something. Plaques on plaques on plaques for all kinds of awards she has no business even being considered for, much less winning. Shit like "Top 40 Female Attorneys UNder 40" or "Nation's Top Trial Advocate"...it's an joke.


Sure thing.

What I was trying to say lawyers don't bring the joy that art does.

It's a different kind of joy.


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: 1whoknows] #2918811
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I get it. I mostly just wanted an excuse to rant about the stupid lawyer awards I see all over the place. cheers


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: FecalFace] #2918812
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Originally Posted By: FecalFace
Originally Posted By: sizzld1
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Lawyers don't bring anybody joy. Movies do.


My clients are pretty pleased to know that they received justice for the harm that was done to them and to know that their families will be ok once they are gone. shameonyou

I still can't think of anything worse than an awards show for lawyers though. In fact, 99.9% of the awards that currently exist for lawyers are about the most absurd bullshit I've ever witnessed. They are literally designed to sell dumb plaques to even dumber poeple. We have a middle-aged office manager who hasn't done any substantive legal work in years. Nevertheless, if you walked into her office you would think she was RBG or something. Plaques on plaques on plaques for all kinds of awards she has no business even being considered for, much less winning. Shit like "Top 40 Female Attorneys UNder 40" or "Nation's Top Trial Advocate"...it's an joke.


Sure thing.

What I was trying to say lawyers don't bring the joy that art does.

It's a different kind of joy.



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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: Coat Hanger] #2918817
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Ode to a Grecian Dong?

Or is that a more accurate representation of the Crucifixion of St. Peter before he manned the Pearly Necklaces?


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: Kento] #2918819
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He's just trying to show us his favorite deadlift technique. bigdeal


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: Coat Hanger] #2918820
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Originally Posted By: Coat Hanger
Originally Posted By: FecalFace
Originally Posted By: sizzld1
Originally Posted By: FecalFace

Lawyers don't bring anybody joy. Movies do.


My clients are pretty pleased to know that they received justice for the harm that was done to them and to know that their families will be ok once they are gone. shameonyou

I still can't think of anything worse than an awards show for lawyers though. In fact, 99.9% of the awards that currently exist for lawyers are about the most absurd bullshit I've ever witnessed. They are literally designed to sell dumb plaques to even dumber poeple. We have a middle-aged office manager who hasn't done any substantive legal work in years. Nevertheless, if you walked into her office you would think she was RBG or something. Plaques on plaques on plaques for all kinds of awards she has no business even being considered for, much less winning. Shit like "Top 40 Female Attorneys UNder 40" or "Nation's Top Trial Advocate"...it's an joke.


Sure thing.

What I was trying to say lawyers don't bring the joy that art does.

It's a different kind of joy.




If you're wrestling naked, that's a legit submission move.


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: FecalFace] #2918852
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Originally Posted By: FecalFace
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Originally Posted By: FecalFace

Lawyers don't bring anybody joy. Movies do.


My clients are pretty pleased to know that they received justice for the harm that was done to them and to know that their families will be ok once they are gone. shameonyou

I still can't think of anything worse than an awards show for lawyers though. In fact, 99.9% of the awards that currently exist for lawyers are about the most absurd bullshit I've ever witnessed. They are literally designed to sell dumb plaques to even dumber poeple. We have a middle-aged office manager who hasn't done any substantive legal work in years. Nevertheless, if you walked into her office you would think she was RBG or something. Plaques on plaques on plaques for all kinds of awards she has no business even being considered for, much less winning. Shit like "Top 40 Female Attorneys UNder 40" or "Nation's Top Trial Advocate"...it's an joke.


Sure thing.

What I was trying to say lawyers don't bring the joy that art does.

It's a different kind of joy.




If you're wrestling naked, that's a legit submission move.


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: 1whoknows] #2918853
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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta
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If you're wrestling naked, that's a legit submission move.


You would know.


Are you saying I'm gay?

Is that bad?


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If you're wrestling naked, that's a legit submission move.


You would know.


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Re: Conservatives must hate The Oscars [Re: Coat Hanger] #2918914
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Originally Posted By: Coat Hanger
I'm a bigot who works for a criminal organization called Blkackwater and I get paid by the taxpayer.


Yes.



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Originally Posted By: FecalFace
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I'm a bigot who works for a criminal organization called Blkackwater and I get paid by the taxpayer.


Yes.



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