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Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Coat Hanger] #2909076
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I know, I have fought a large angry housecat to a draw and it was hell!

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Juvenile mountain lion


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Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Coat Hanger] #2909177
02/05/19 11:01 PM
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Who knew Latrell Sprewell had gotten into trail running? jam_on

Seriously though, strangling a mountain lion? Hardcore. My thought would be to punch it hard, gouge eyes, or conk it out with a rock, most likely with limited success but one can dream. roflmao

Definitely worthy of using its coat as an article of clothing.


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Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Kento] #2909180
02/05/19 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By: Kento

Definitely worthy of using its coat as an article of clothing.


that would be so badass

Re: Freakin Savage [Re: rice] #2909187
02/05/19 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: rice
House cat.


Salmon shark! roflmao applause2


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Re: Freakin Savage [Re: keenfish] #2909191
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Originally Posted By: keenfish
Originally Posted By: rice
House cat.


Salmon shark! roflmao applause2


smile2

Seriously, though. Wonder if he shoved his fist down it's throat, to suffocate it? I've heard stories of that working with gnarly dogs.

Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Coat Hanger] #2909204
02/06/19 12:03 AM
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If he didn't carry it out on his shoulder's then make a rug out of the skin I don't know what to think of him.

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Originally Posted By: Hdip
If he didn't carry it out on his shoulder's then make a rug out of the skin I don't know what to think of him.




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Re: Freakin Savage [Re: afoaf] #2909254
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apparently he suffocated the young mountain lion fight

Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Coat Hanger] #2909598
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The "kitten" was estimated to be 6-8 months old. Still gnarly, but this is an important part of the story.

Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Duffy] #2909656
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Originally Posted By: Duffy
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I read he suffocated it! Could you imagine trying to choke out a mountain lion with claws and fangs flying? The guy is a legend.


RNC.


"As it went for his head and neck, the man blocked the cat with his forearms, but the mountain lion bit him on the face and clamped its fangs on the mans wrist and wouldnt let go, Ferrell said.

The man picked up a rock with his free hand and pounded the cat in the head, but the animal hung on. He then put the lion in a headlock and wrestled and scrapped with the creature on the trail, Ferrell said.

When he finally managed to free his wrist from the cats jaws, the runner counterattacked. He jumped on the mountain lions back, and, using his hands, arms and feet, he choked the animal to death, she said."

https://www.denverpost.com/2019/02/05/how-runner-killed-mountain-lion-attack-larimer-county/

Re: Freakin Savage [Re: the janitor] #2909665
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He jumped on the mountain lions back, and, using his hands, arms and feet, he choked the animal to death, she said."


The "alligator hold" for the win!




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Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Mr Doof] #2909738
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roflmao I can just see the routine now

1. Check OB after work most of the year = blown out
2. Let frustration simmer for 10 minutes
3. Sneak into Academy of Sciences
4. Get in a few reps with Claude the albino
5. PROFIT!

Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Coat Hanger] #2909747
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I thought this thread about this guy


Re: Freakin Savage [Re: Mr Doof] #2909753
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Originally Posted By: Mr Doof
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He jumped on the mountain lions back, and, using his hands, arms and feet, he choked the animal to death, she said."


The "alligator hold" for the win!




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