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A thread where we fight about food classifications (SR because we all like to eat food after surfing) #2900667
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Ketchup, mayonaise, mustard, relish, butter. Are these all considered "spreads"?


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All gross except butter


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Originally Posted By: hal9000
Ketchup, mayonaise, mustard, relish, butter. Are these all considered "spreads"?


You forget legs and buttcheeks.


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Originally Posted By: hal9000
Ketchup, mayonaise, mustard, relish, butter. Are these all considered "spreads"?


"Condiments". fight

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condiments

I prefer hot sauces and salsa lizano and tiger sauce.


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Hummus is a "spread".

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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
All gross except butter


agree'd except Mustard - love that shit in all its different variations.

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Mustard, the hotter the better. The only food the English got right.


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Originally Posted By: keenfish
condiments


I prefer hot sauces and salsa lizano and tiger sauce.


The true origin of ketchup.

Actually originated as k-tsiap. Honan Chinese.

This could be considered a sauce,

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Originally Posted By: Coat Hanger
Mustard, the hotter the better. The only food the English got right.


Mustard. Mustard seed.

What typically makes it hot is the addition of horseradish.

The best horseradish IMO is the Tule Lake Brand from NorCal.

The good sh1t. Creamed or the straight stuff.

If your store carries it, it is in the refrigerated section unlike all the other horseradishes.

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Mayonnaise is a spread. Anything you spread with a knife is a spread, except peanut butter.


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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
All gross except butter


Butter is semi rancid milk.

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Originally Posted By: hal9000
Mayonnaise is a spread. Anything you spread with a knife is a spread, except peanut butter.


Mayonnaise is considered a "Made Dish". Oil, eggwhites.

Before refrigeration, food storage, people used to die on a regular basis eating Mayonnaise that had been sitting out for a while too long.

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Mustard was a British staple. Even back in the late 1800's in the British Navy. Salt Beef and mustard.

Also Worcestershire sauce.

Mayonnaise was a French concoction.

Fvckin Frogs.

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The thing about stuff like dishes like Mayonnaise and condiments is shelf life.

Worchestershire sauce, mustard, catchup could be made by the gallons, stored without refrigeration and survive.

When you add in dairy products the shelf life drops off to zero unless used when made.

Those little packets of Mayo you get at the deli. Little time bombs.

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The Mustard War

Edmond Fallot,

Sorry England, France wins this one by no comparison

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[quote=_____]The Mustard War

Edmond Fallot,

Sorry England, France wins this one by no comparison [/quote

I guess the British appreciation came from capturing so many French ships.

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Originally Posted By: Leaverite
The thing about stuff like dishes like Mayonnaise and condiments is shelf life.

Worchestershire sauce, mustard, catchup could be made by the gallons, stored without refrigeration and survive.

When you add in dairy products the shelf life drops off to zero unless used when made.

Those little packets of Mayo you get at the deli. Little time bombs.



Dunno, Ive taken bottles of mayonnaise on week+ backpacking trips in warm weather and been fine shrug Stuff is probably loaded with preservatives. The eggs in mayo are pasteurized and there are no other dairy ingredients, so Im not sure what would make it worse than anything else shrug


You forgot it was STOLEN?!
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Originally Posted By: grapedrink
Originally Posted By: Leaverite
The thing about stuff like dishes like Mayonnaise and condiments is shelf life.

Worchestershire sauce, mustard, catchup could be made by the gallons, stored without refrigeration and survive.

When you add in dairy products the shelf life drops off to zero unless used when made.

Those little packets of Mayo you get at the deli. Little time bombs.



Dunno, Ive taken bottles of mayonnaise on week+ backpacking trips in warm weather and been fine shrug Stuff is probably loaded with preservatives. The eggs in mayo are pasteurized and there are no other dairy ingredients, so Im not sure what would make it worse than anything else shrug


Your Mayonnaise was pasteurized, That is why you can buy it off the shelf unrefrigerated. Omce you open it though... dancing

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Sauce Bearnaise.

If you want to talk about the good Sh!t.

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Commercial mayonnaise is shelf-stable, even when opened. Europeans tend to leave it unrefrigerated.


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Originally Posted By: Coat Hanger
Mustard, the hotter the better. The only food the English got right.
Coleman's. but why is it so expensive?


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Originally Posted By: Ch-ch-ch-cheeeeeto
Commercial mayonnaise is shelf-stable, even when opened. Europeans tend to leave it unrefrigerated.


Just leave it out of direct sunlight. Same with ketchup and salsa.

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Originally Posted By: Leaverite
Originally Posted By: hal9000
Mayonnaise is a spread. Anything you spread with a knife is a spread, except peanut butter.


Mayonnaise is considered a "Made Dish". Oil, eggwhites.

Before refrigeration, food storage, people used to die on a regular basis eating Mayonnaise that had been sitting out for a while too long.


Made dish? Have you ever sat down and had a meal consisting of mayonnaise?


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OK, next topic:

-Reese's peanut butter cups
-Twix
-Kit Kat

Are any of these candy bars? They're in the candy bar section and two of them are in bar form.


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