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#2900473 - 01/18/19 03:13 PM Pooping on planes
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What say you, errBB - Yay or nay?

Pretty sure I just dropped my first aeroplane duce.

Donít know that Iíve ever done that before despite many long hauls. Now I kinda feel bad for the seat next to the toilet as well as the woman who went in after.

Usually, Iíll hold it for the lounge on arrival, but... not this time. toilet

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#2900485 - 01/18/19 03:45 PM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101]
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fook yay. No shame in my poops.

On way back from Ecuador when I was 17 I was in bad shape. Sick as a dog, couldnít hold a meal and shitting fire what seemed every hour. Well mid landing, guess what urge comes my way. Tried to calmly explain what I was about to do to a flight attendant and she said hell no. I hesitantly, but instinctively ran to the lavatories as the plane is angled for decent and was making a mud pie as the wheels hit the ground. She was not happy when I exited, I did not care.
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#2900518 - 01/18/19 04:51 PM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101]
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It always cracks me up when people say "nah I never shit ____.. I just wait until I get home"

When SBD has to shit, he shits, bathroom or not eek shocked
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#2900626 - 01/18/19 08:06 PM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101]
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Not so much a canít do it. Always assumed it was like crapping on a charter bus. Frowned upon but not the end of the world if in a bind. Better than leaving a prize in your seat.

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#2900685 - 01/18/19 09:28 PM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101]
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Oh yeah I avoid it when I can, I'm just saying there's more times than not where it's go time no matter where I am and there's no choice.
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#2900803 - 01/19/19 04:15 AM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101]
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Originally Posted By: sd_101
Not so much a canít do it. Always assumed it was like crapping on a charter bus. Frowned upon but not the end of the world if in a bind. Better than leaving a prize in your seat.

Oh Iíve done that too. Ended up clearing the back of the bus. The back bench seat is comfortable to lay out on I must say.
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#2901205 - 01/20/19 08:03 AM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: silentbutdeadly]
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Originally Posted By: silentbutdeadly
It always cracks me up when people say "nah I never shit ____.. I just wait until I get home"

When SBD has to shit, he shits, bathroom or not eek shocked


Same.

A while back I had this problem where nearly every time I started to put on my wetsuit I'd have to take a shit. It was like a Pavlovian response when I would grab my suit form the car. So goddam annoying.

So I was regularly shitting in the Portapotty by the pumphouse at Windansea, the one at Casa (always weird witht the voices of tourists all around tongue2 ), the one at Scripps (right next to the shuttle bus pickup, wtf!?), the Jack in the Box on Pearl, IB...One time I even crapped at Blacks in my car, In a bag, because no way was I gonna suit up and then unsuit at the bottom of the canyon. Admittedly it was a low point in my affliction.

Surf spots I have not crapped @ = OB. No way in hell. Detour to Robb Field instead.
Worst surf spot crapping experience = Pismo Pier. No doors but no choice. If you've ever had to go through that you know what it's like. roflmao
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#2901207 - 01/20/19 08:18 AM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: manbearpig]
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Originally Posted By: manbearpig
Originally Posted By: sd_101
Not so much a canít do it. Always assumed it was like crapping on a charter bus. Frowned upon but not the end of the world if in a bind. Better than leaving a prize in your seat.

Oh Iíve done that too. Ended up clearing the back of the bus. The back bench seat is comfortable to lay out on I must say.


How about when you choose the cheap bus without a lavatory?

It's a total roll of the dice. eek

It's not like the bus doesn't stop for restroom breaks. But when the bus leaves, the bus leaves.

Nothing like squatting over a hole in the floor and hearing the call that the bus is pulling out... then having to sprint up some Andean city street elevation 10,000 something feet. With only the bare minimum wiping. roflmao
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#2901230 - 01/20/19 09:27 AM Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101]
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My worst almost pooping experience was Santa Cruz bus station. I had to go bad and rushed in. Made it to the stall when I realized it was full of junkies shooting up. I turned around pretty fast.

So yeah avoid that bathroom.
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