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Swacked! #2896737
01/11/19 01:51 PM
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Seems like some~one got a lil'...
Goggans socks Chas Smith

Link~ie: https://beachgrit.com/2019/01/stab-editor-ashton-goggans-socks-chas-smith-day-one-surf-expo/

Re: Swacked! [Re: RWVBWL] #2896740
01/11/19 02:09 PM
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Hello, Ashton Goggans.

He was not pleased. Not pleased at all and said, Im not shaking your hand.
Im not shaking your fooking hand whilst getting very close to my face.

His face happened to be covered with a hypnotic sort of fuzz.
An almost shag carpet of fuzz and he was very close so I reached up to feel it. It was soft,
like it had been conditioned but he still was not pleased, nor should he have been, I suppose.
mad

Re: Swacked! [Re: RWVBWL] #2896747
01/11/19 02:26 PM
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"We toasted the marvelous day. The fun booths and fun surf friends over our pizza dinner. I proposed a separate toast to Ashton Goggans. He had done right and he had done well vindicating himself and bringing honor back to what I imagine is a long line of proud Gogganses.

Ill admit, though, Im waiting for a midnight call from the Orlando police department. I hope that a page has been turned but one can never be entirely certain."

Chas is like that shithead friend you keep around because his antics are worth the headache ... sometimes

Re: Swacked! [Re: RWVBWL] #2896752
01/11/19 02:34 PM
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Where can I listen to the podcast that instigated this blow to the face?

Re: Swacked! [Re: RWVBWL] #2896771
01/11/19 03:30 PM
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The beanie is so bad


My entire existence is a failed gotcha
Re: Swacked! [Re: ifallalot] #2896774
01/11/19 03:44 PM
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The comments are awesome. You got punched by a guy in a Popeye outfit...,

Re: Swacked! [Re: manbearpig] #2896776
01/11/19 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By: manbearpig
Where can I listen to the podcast that instigated this blow to the face?


Ashton Goggins / Chas Smith podcast on Surf Splendor.

Well worth the listen.

Ashton basically can't handle the fact Chas pokes fun at STAB.

STAB used to be a great magazine with great content.

It is now almost all advertorial - if they had to put together a print issue they wouldn't be able to do so...it would make BLISSS! look like National Geographic.

So BeachGrit makes fun of STAB, as well as theInertia. Because they are both so worthy of mockery.

So Ashton decided to get personal with Chas during the podcast several times, Chas didn't return fire but told him to knock it off. Ashton continued so Chas eventually lunged across the table.

OH HOW IRONIC it is that the same Ashton who pressed charges against Chas over the incident now decides to punch him in the face.

crazy2

LOLOLOLOL



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A: Buy Pezman's mag and turn it into a piece of crap.
Re: Swacked! [Re: RWVBWL] #2896847
01/11/19 06:55 PM
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Chas is such a turd, and his second book sucked. But damn he really is just one of the greatest figures in surfing right now. If it was up to me I'd have him doing post heat interviews. It would be so amazing.

By the way, maybe it's just the hair and the freakishly long neck but he bears a certain resemblance to Wilbur Kookmeyer.

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Re: Swacked! [Re: ifallalot] #2896855
01/11/19 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
The beanie is so bad


One time when I was like 13 I wore a beanie like that because I saw someone do it on MTV

My friends older brother saw me and asked why are you wearing a condom on your head?

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01/11/19 07:13 PM
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Ive been thinking I need to go to more conventions

Re: Swacked! [Re: RWVBWL] #2896897
01/11/19 09:00 PM
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Folks, you are being Kardashian-ed.

Start acting like adult men and ignore this gossipy, manufactured, reality-show, click-bait, make believe drama.


[P]ower and privilege cannot move a people who know where they stand and stand in the law.
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01/11/19 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By: craigj532
Folks, you are being Kardashian-ed.

Start acting like adult men and ignore this gossipy, manufactured, reality-show, click-bait, make believe drama.



applause2


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Don't stir the pot if you don't know the ingredient.

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I guess the ocean is always ready to kill someone for free. laugh
Re: Swacked! [Re: BillyOcean] #2896903
01/11/19 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By: BillyOcean
Ive been thinking I need to go to more conventions

My buddy did the trade show thing for awhile, and still has to go to some. Says its always a shit show.

Ive been to a few (believe it or not) fly fishing shows looking for deals. Always end up with a belly full of whiskey and things I dont need.

Re: Swacked! [Re: manbearpig] #2896911
01/11/19 09:56 PM
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It took me awhile to get used to kids dressing the way they do these days cause you can say that about any generation (well I don't know it's pretty bad now) but to see 30 plus year old men dress like that just cracks me up.

I just listened to chas smith for the first time. Didn't seem as bad as he's portrayed but I'm sure I don't know the whole deal.


"The size / dimensions don't matter. What does matter is that it's flammable. Because you should set it on fire and get a real surfboard" Witchipoo
Re: Swacked! [Re: silentbutdeadly] #2896918
01/11/19 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By: silentbutdeadly

I just listened to chas smith for the first time. Didn't seem as bad as he's portrayed but I'm sure I don't know the whole deal.


You do know the whole deal.

What you may not have known is most erBBers would rip the shit out of their very first wave at Kelly Slater's Surf Ranch, and Chas did not rip the shit out of his first wave at the KS Surf Ranch and instead rode down the line feeling it out, then pulled into the barrel, thus confirming Chas Smith is a kook.

edit:
BeachGrit has posted the footage we've been waiting for! applause2



Is that Eric Rumaner looking on with the coffee cup? confused2
And lookit Pyzel! roflmao


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