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Swacked! #2896737
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Seems like some~one got a lil'...
Goggans socks Chas Smith

Link~ie: https://beachgrit.com/2019/01/stab-editor-ashton-goggans-socks-chas-smith-day-one-surf-expo/

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Hello, Ashton Goggans.

He was not pleased. Not pleased at all and said, Im not shaking your hand.
Im not shaking your fooking hand whilst getting very close to my face.

His face happened to be covered with a hypnotic sort of fuzz.
An almost shag carpet of fuzz and he was very close so I reached up to feel it. It was soft,
like it had been conditioned but he still was not pleased, nor should he have been, I suppose.
mad

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HAHAHAHA
"We toasted the marvelous day. The fun booths and fun surf friends over our pizza dinner. I proposed a separate toast to Ashton Goggans. He had done right and he had done well vindicating himself and bringing honor back to what I imagine is a long line of proud Gogganses.

Ill admit, though, Im waiting for a midnight call from the Orlando police department. I hope that a page has been turned but one can never be entirely certain."

Chas is like that shithead friend you keep around because his antics are worth the headache ... sometimes

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Where can I listen to the podcast that instigated this blow to the face?

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The beanie is so bad


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The comments are awesome. You got punched by a guy in a Popeye outfit...,

Re: Swacked! [Re: manbearpig] #2896776
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Originally Posted By: manbearpig
Where can I listen to the podcast that instigated this blow to the face?


Ashton Goggins / Chas Smith podcast on Surf Splendor.

Well worth the listen.

Ashton basically can't handle the fact Chas pokes fun at STAB.

STAB used to be a great magazine with great content.

It is now almost all advertorial - if they had to put together a print issue they wouldn't be able to do so...it would make BLISSS! look like National Geographic.

So BeachGrit makes fun of STAB, as well as theInertia. Because they are both so worthy of mockery.

So Ashton decided to get personal with Chas during the podcast several times, Chas didn't return fire but told him to knock it off. Ashton continued so Chas eventually lunged across the table.

OH HOW IRONIC it is that the same Ashton who pressed charges against Chas over the incident now decides to punch him in the face.

crazy2

LOLOLOLOL



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Re: Swacked! [Re: RWVBWL] #2896847
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Chas is such a turd, and his second book sucked. But damn he really is just one of the greatest figures in surfing right now. If it was up to me I'd have him doing post heat interviews. It would be so amazing.

By the way, maybe it's just the hair and the freakishly long neck but he bears a certain resemblance to Wilbur Kookmeyer.

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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
The beanie is so bad


One time when I was like 13 I wore a beanie like that because I saw someone do it on MTV

My friends older brother saw me and asked why are you wearing a condom on your head?

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Ive been thinking I need to go to more conventions

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Folks, you are being Kardashian-ed.

Start acting like adult men and ignore this gossipy, manufactured, reality-show, click-bait, make believe drama.


[P]ower and privilege cannot move a people who know where they stand and stand in the law.
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Originally Posted By: craigj532
Folks, you are being Kardashian-ed.

Start acting like adult men and ignore this gossipy, manufactured, reality-show, click-bait, make believe drama.



applause2


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Don't stir the pot if you don't know the ingredient.

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I guess the ocean is always ready to kill someone for free. laugh
Re: Swacked! [Re: BillyOcean] #2896903
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Originally Posted By: BillyOcean
Ive been thinking I need to go to more conventions

My buddy did the trade show thing for awhile, and still has to go to some. Says its always a shit show.

Ive been to a few (believe it or not) fly fishing shows looking for deals. Always end up with a belly full of whiskey and things I dont need.

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It took me awhile to get used to kids dressing the way they do these days cause you can say that about any generation (well I don't know it's pretty bad now) but to see 30 plus year old men dress like that just cracks me up.

I just listened to chas smith for the first time. Didn't seem as bad as he's portrayed but I'm sure I don't know the whole deal.


"The size / dimensions don't matter. What does matter is that it's flammable. Because you should set it on fire and get a real surfboard" Witchipoo
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Originally Posted By: silentbutdeadly

I just listened to chas smith for the first time. Didn't seem as bad as he's portrayed but I'm sure I don't know the whole deal.


You do know the whole deal.

What you may not have known is most erBBers would rip the shit out of their very first wave at Kelly Slater's Surf Ranch, and Chas did not rip the shit out of his first wave at the KS Surf Ranch and instead rode down the line feeling it out, then pulled into the barrel, thus confirming Chas Smith is a kook.

edit:
BeachGrit has posted the footage we've been waiting for! applause2



Is that Eric Rumaner looking on with the coffee cup? confused2
And lookit Pyzel! roflmao


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Chas deserved to get punched after seeing that video.


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Originally Posted By: silentbutdeadly
It took me awhile to get used to kids dressing the way they do these days cause you can say that about any generation (well I don't know it's pretty bad now) but to see 30 plus year old men dress like that just cracks me up.

I just listened to chas smith for the first time. Didn't seem as bad as he's portrayed but I'm sure I don't know the whole deal.


I know someone that got to surf it that is probably better than 90 percent of the people here and he said it was really hard at first.


"The size / dimensions don't matter. What does matter is that it's flammable. Because you should set it on fire and get a real surfboard" Witchipoo
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things shouldn't get so out of control with bud light the only thing being served

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Originally Posted By: silentbutdeadly

I know someone that got to surf it that is probably better than 90 percent of the people here and he said it was really hard at first.


Everyone I know who has been have been industry people who surf pretty well.
All of them have told me it's pretty difficult at first.
I have seen footage of them trying to get the hang of it and they indeed were struggling.


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A: Buy Pezman's mag and turn it into a piece of crap.
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Originally Posted By: rts265
things shouldn't get so out of control with bud light the only thing being served


They serve liquor there too.

I think both of them were probably drunk.


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A: Buy Pezman's mag and turn it into a piece of crap.
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Q: Secret aspiration?
A: Buy Pezman's mag and turn it into a piece of crap.
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You do not touch any man like this
especially if there are problems between ya.


I would not have stopped swingin' until pulled off. Would you?
And do any of you boyz think AG is in thee wrong here?
Oh gee, he wore a yellow bean~ie instead of black 1,
Pfffft...

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Come on guys. Not in front of the Songs of The Scuttled booth. bigdeal


I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not going to have time to flip it and rub it down
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Chas reminds me of my best friend. Just a real life troll that knows how to get under people's skin. Chas cracks me up.

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Originally Posted By: rts265
things shouldn't get so out of control with bud light the only thing being served


Easy, just drink 10 to 20 of them. Theres still alcohol in bud light shrug

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"watch stab editor ashton goggans sock chas smith"

that was a closed fist slap. by both person's actions/reactions im guessing neither has ever been in a real fight. I find the people around them non reaction to the scuffle funny. Its like there are saying to themselves 'if i dont look than nothing is happening'.

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That's Pyzel there, around the 0:11 mark, no?

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Wow, Olive Oil sure can take a slap! She does have bigger tatas than I remember in the movie. dancing


I knew my eggs was headed for dat big omelette in da sky!
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Originally Posted By: tenover
That's Pyzel there, around the 0:11 mark, no?

Thats him. Theres posts all over Instagram about Pyzel being there

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Thats it. Im touching Chas face next time I spot him at Seaside.

Side note, Chas looks really creepy in real life. Like extra slimy but I think thats what hes going for. His look is too intentional to be an accident.

Edit: I wonder how many boards Pyzel will sell because of this. Talk about a visit to surf expo paying off in terms of free PR.

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Whats with the 1970s fisherman look these days?


No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

- The Wasp
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Originally Posted By: Duffy
Whats with the 1970s fisherman look these days?

I miss the 90s



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Harold Hunt (RIP) jam_on

Used to skate with him when I was in high school. He was cool

Edit: just realized thats a pic from Kids.

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Originally Posted By: potomus
But damn he really is just one of the greatest figures in surfing right now.

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really? why?


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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: Duffy
Whats with the 1970s fisherman look these days?

I miss the 90s



Probably deserves a separate thread... but did you see Mid90s? (Also to manbearpig) I thought it was great and felt it hit closer to home than Kids.

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Its on Netflix, right? I have been meaning to watch it


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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Its on Netflix, right? I have been meaning to watch it


I dont think so. I streamed it last week on Kodi but I think you can rent for $5 on iTunes now. Like Kids, it really nailed all the skate nuances.

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Originally Posted By: tacos
Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: Duffy
Whats with the 1970s fisherman look these days?

I miss the 90s



Probably deserves a separate thread... but did you see Mid90s? (Also to manbearpig) I thought it was great and felt it hit closer to home than Kids.

Looking forward to mid90s. Kind of surprised to hear you say that as most have been saying it didnt live up to kids but I bet its a nostalgic thing for many.

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Its different and I think Jonah Hill admitted that too. Supposed to be more of an uplifting film about growth and coming of agewhere as Kids is more nihilistic. I felt Mid90s was more emotionally heavy than Kids, if that makes sense. Its still worth watching even if it doesnt live up to Kids.

I still want to see footage of Jonah Hill landing a kick flip.

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Yeah thats probably another issue with the reviews I heard. Its obviously not a remake.

I could have sworn I saw a clip of him doing a kick flip, or maybe it was a funny edit to mess with people.

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Originally Posted By: sussle
Originally Posted By: potomus
But damn he really is just one of the greatest figures in surfing right now.

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really? why?


Because he's funny... hmmm, well if not funny, at least entertaining, He's a gifted writer with a sharp wit. And because he brings levity to a sport that takes itself too seriously. In fact IMO every sport takes itself too seriously. I think surfing is lucky have someone who is willing to take a punch to keep us entertained.

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I will credit his writing style as entertaining. Not sure if hes knocking off someone else but surely a lot of surf writers are emulating him.

Wish he didnt have to strive for new content sometimes. It must be hard with all the doors that closed on him after the first couple years at BG. When BG was new, it was worth reading. Now, its more like click bait or STAB with more ads.

To be fair, STAB pretty much poached his writers (who may or may not have been paid sufficiently). Just wish BG didnt have such invasive ads.

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Wish he didnt have to strive for new content sometimes. It must be hard with all the doors that closed on him after the first couple years at BG. When BG was new, it was worth reading. Now, its more like click bait or STAB with more ads.


Him and others give the mainstream surf media a hard time for catering to the industry. But, he's become an example of what happens when you don't.

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Originally Posted By: manbearpig
Harold Hunt (RIP) jam_on

Used to skate with him when I was in high school. He was cool

Edit: just realized thats a pic from Kids.

I think it was Hunter.
Damn, did you also skate with Mike Perietti? I used to date his little sister and hung with that crew (mostly Zoo Yorkers) sometimes.

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Yeah its hunter foreheadslap dumb mistake on my end.

Im sure I ran into him. We skated with a lot of the zoo York crew. My crew was a bit younger but wed all skate autumn bowl a ton together, and often inadvertently ran into them in the city skating or at parties. If hes skated the bowl, an NYC staple which is now gone, weve definitely crossed paths.

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Originally Posted By: manbearpig
Harold Hunt (RIP) jam_on

Used to skate with him when I was in high school. He was cool


RIP name drop and don't even know his name lol rolleyes


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Totes bro! Got me ya winner!

He was a cool dude. Him and Zared Basset would actually bullshit with us quite a bit which was pretty cool when youre a young skater. Good times at that bowl. I could name drop some more but I wouldnt want to offend the walking rolodex with mistaking someones name.

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Originally Posted By: manbearpig
Yeah its hunter foreheadslap dumb mistake on my end.

Im sure I ran into him. We skated with a lot of the zoo York crew. My crew was a bit younger but wed all skate autumn bowl a ton together, and often inadvertently ran into them in the city skating or at parties. If hes skated the bowl, an NYC staple which is now gone, weve definitely crossed paths.


A bit younger? How old are you? The guy would have been staring at 50 by now. roflmao

It's gone from you actually skated with him to you think you actually skated with him. Which is it?


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Originally Posted By: manbearpig
I could name drop some more but I wouldnt want to offend the walking rolodex with mistaking someones name.


He's the most famous skateboarder in the history of NYC (somehow, despite his comparative lack of talent), you butchered his name, you said you guys used to hang out out and skate together. And then walked it back.

That's funny. hah


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Reading comprehension, use it.

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Thread hijacked.

There is no way in hell that Mid90s can compare to Kids. I havent seen Mid90s. But come on ... comparing Jonas Hill (whose movies I enjoy) to Larry Clark and Harmony Korine? I was in the middle of that era 100% skateboarder. Kids nailed it for better and worse. Mostly worse.

Didnt the white dood main character in Kids commit suicide after his wife slept with Guy Mariano? Sad. The mid90s was in many ways a low point in skateboarding.


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Sensitive topics bro foreheadslap roflmao

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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta

Ashton Goggins / Chas Smith podcast on Surf Splendor.

Well worth the listen.



roflmao You have got to be kidding! foreheadslap roflmao

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Reading comprehension, use it.


My reading comprehension was spot on.

You wrote what you wrote.


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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta

Ashton Goggins / Chas Smith podcast on Surf Splendor.

Well worth the listen.



roflmao You have got to be kidding! foreheadslap roflmao


So you listened to it?

I'm a fan of humor and sideshows.


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I tried.

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Why is it not surprising that Caca knows every single gossip detail about this incident involving two people nobody gives a shit about?


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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta
Originally Posted By: manbearpig
Reading comprehension, use it.


My reading comprehension was spot on.

You wrote what you wrote.

Maybe try again and pay attention to who I was responding too in regards to potential mutual friends. You can do this!

Didnt think a little nostalgia (with a minor spelling error) over a past aquaintance would cause someone to get so pissy roflmao

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Pretty sad state of affairs when two kooks, one from Oregon and one from wherever, have a voice in "surfing" affairs.

Let's settle this. Can someone please post the best clips of either of these two guys surfing.

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So, based on the above clips, they are both competent surfers. Whoopidoo, 1/3 the surfers at my local surf that good. Why the fvck are these two kooks relevant?

One is wearing a god-awful yellow beanie in Orlando... the other, bragging about wearing Ralph Lauren shoes when someone asks if they are Vans.

Someone with obvious talent, like Curren or Gerlach, should be running those sites.

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Those who can't do, coach, uhm, write.

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Surfing and writing, two different skill sets.

I'll take my surfing advice from Gerlach, but I'd rather be entertained by the writing of a writer like Chas.


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"Chas" is a random ding dong who sucked off someone for blog privileges. He's a nobody kook. Him and the other condom wrapper - wearing the yellow beanie, should have a suck-off.

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Originally Posted By: maybe

the other, bragging about wearing Ralph Lauren shoes when someone asks if they are Vans.


It's precisely one of the reasons I like his writing. I enjoy the absurd.

This piece was genius:
https://www.surfer.com/surfing-magazine-...on-a-surf-trip/

The shit he wrote for STAB, especially when he was covering the ASP, was genius as well. To bad that material was wiped from STAB's website.


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Originally Posted By: maybe
"Chas" is a random ding dong who sucked off someone for blog privileges. He's a nobody kook.


He's actually a former English professor who has written for major publications outside of surf.

"Born in San Jose, California in 1976, Smiths family uprooted and landed in Coos Bay, Oregon where he learned to surf. After studying intercultural studies in undergrad, Smith graduated with a masters in linguistics, going on to study in Egypt and at Oxford. Following a story he published in Australia Surfing Life about surfing in Yemen in the wake of 9/11, Smith went on to report in Lebanon, Somalia, Israel-Palestine, and wound up a captive of Hezbollah reporting for Current TV. In the early-aughts, Smith worked for Vice. Soon, he joined Stab magazine at the behest of Derek Rielly, then editor-in-chief, and they set in on an unparalleled era in surf journalism. Some of Stabs more controversial content garnered unsavory public spats that earned Smith some anti-Semitic epithets, and then in 2014, Smith and Reilly began Beach Grita deep well of incendiary, tongue-in-cheek honesty drenched in satire, sans filter. Hes now a regular contributor to The Surfers Journal, with bylines at Esquire and Playboy, and the author of Paradise, Now Go to Hell, a cultural vignette of Oahus North Shore, which was a finalist for the PEN Center USA Award for Nonfiction."

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the other condom wrapper - wearing the yellow beanie


aka Ashton Goggans

He's a former NSSA surfer from Nokomis, Florida and a former columnist at a local Sarasota Newspaper. He's also written advertising copy for TheGap clothing roflmao which is perfect considering STAB is now 90% advertorial.





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They are both bitch clowns... Stab and Beachgrit are reduced to jokes until they pony up for real talent.

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I think he was just a lecturer.

What they now call "part time temporary faculty."


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Adjunct Faculty is the term you're struggling for.

Ding Dong Kook is the more appropriate term.

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I dont get the hate. Sure, hes a little rough around the edges but dude is a legit word slinger.

Given how many writers interested in writing about surfingdont have color, Chas has his own flavor. Its harder to do than one would think.

As someone who almost failed the subject A requirement, only to get pushed through by my (adjunct) professor once he found out I wasnt pursuing the literary arts, I can respect an individual creating their own written voice.

Chas has talent, whether you like the guy or not.

Still standing by that he looks like a total creeper in the supermarket.

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I like Chas. Ive read his books. Hope he writes about his Middle East adventure.

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Turns out unbeknownst to Chas he got in David Lee Scales's face immediately prior lol. roflmao

Apparently his beef with David goes back a year ago to when David was contacted by a seemingly reluctant Orange Clownie Sheriff's deputy about the podcast. He told the sheriff it was a "non-altercation" in a physical sense between Chas and Ashton and that there was no way he would testify in court about it.

Later on his podcast he said in previous eras that kind of stuff would have never been taken to the cops and if it had the cops would have never gotten involved...and that the fact the cops even got involved over a non-incident shows how pussified society is becoming.

Apparently Ashton did not appreciate that and he tried to push David to come to blows with him over it at the trade show.

The trade show incident will be Ashton's legacy. Congratulations, Ashton.


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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta
Turns out unbeknownst to Chas he got in David Lee Scales's face immediately prior lol. roflmao

Apparently when David was contacted by a seemingly reluctant Orange Clownie Sheriff's deputy he told the incident on the podcast was a "non-altercation" in a physical sense between Chas and Ashton and that there was no way he would testify in court about it.

Later on his podcast he said in previous eras that kind of stuff would have never been taken to the cops and if it had the cops would have never gotten involved...and that the fact the cops even got involved over a non-incident shows how pussified society is becoming.

Apparently Ashton did not appreciate that.

The trade show incident will be Ashton's legacy. Congratulations, Ashton.


Just to be clear, Ashton got into David's face?

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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta
Turns out unbeknownst to Chas he got in David Lee Scales's face immediately prior lol. roflmao

Apparently when David was contacted by a seemingly reluctant Orange Clownie Sheriff's deputy he told the incident on the podcast was a "non-altercation" in a physical sense between Chas and Ashton and that there was no way he would testify in court about it.

Later on his podcast he said in previous eras that kind of stuff would have never been taken to the cops and if it had the cops would have never gotten involved...and that the fact the cops even got involved over a non-incident shows how pussified society is becoming.

Apparently Ashton did not appreciate that.

The trade show incident will be Ashton's legacy. Congratulations, Ashton.


Just to be clear, Ashton got into David's face?


Yes, at the tradeshow.


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Whatever happened to Lewis Samuels anyways?


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So Ashton can't write, Chas can't surf, and they both seem to fight almost as poorly as I do.

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Originally Posted By: Sharkbiscuit
So Ashton can't write


You better hope he doesn't read that. fight


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Originally Posted By: Scallywag
Whatever happened to Lewis Samuels anyways?


charging


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major backfire for ashton IMO

roflmao

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Originally Posted By: Sharkbiscuit
So Ashton can't write


You better hope he doesn't read that. fight


I said I fight poorly; not that I'd get tough-guy'd by some fashionista hipster and call the cops. shameonyou

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It's obvious Ashton has never been in a real fight in his life, or this was all choreographed.

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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta
Turns out unbeknownst to Chas he got in David Lee Scales's face immediately prior lol.
<snip>


So there was more to the story, groovy.
Wonder why this wasn't 1st made public?
Do you know who video'd thee incident? Was it edited, previous scenes deleted?

Casa_mugrienta,
you ok if some~one comes up to you and puts his hands on your face?
Just curious...

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was ashton hitting the full bar? looks like the holidays with my family roflmao

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Originally Posted By: maybe
"Chas" is a random ding dong who sucked off someone for blog privileges. He's a nobody kook. Him and the other condom wrapper - wearing the yellow beanie, should have a suck-off.





This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


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Casa_mugrienta,
you ok if some~one comes up to you and puts his hands on your face?
Just curious...



That's not the way it happened.

It was Ashton who first touched his nose to Chas's nose.

Perhaps it awakened a homo impulse in Chas?



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Originally Posted By: GromsDad
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"Chas" is a random ding dong who sucked off someone for blog privileges. He's a nobody kook. Him and the other condom wrapper - wearing the yellow beanie, should have a suck-off.





This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I think you guys "maybe" have Chas envy.

Because I've earned the right to ramble here inhoherently, I'll name drop here a bit. I hung w/Chas, Warshaw, Scales and Fla Surf Film Fest head honcho Kevin Miller at this past Surf Expo. Shot the shit with Bassy too, who seemed by laser focused and very distracted, having flown out to Florida on a redeye and then left back for SD the same day. Really enjoyed hanging with all of them. I missed the Chas dustup unfortunately but did have the chance to see Ashton and Chas within feet of each other (and largely ignoring each other) when Stab presented its 'Black Boards' movie. Which was quite entertaining, but a little long. It was funny to see how nervous the shapers who contributed boards were. Shit, I would be.

I never met DLScales or Chas in person before this and liked em both a lot. Chas very funny. Funnier than about anyone at the Expo I reckon. He strikes me as mildly insecure about his strange position in the surf world, but he's self-deprecating and, in person at least, is interested in hearing the opinions of other folks at least as much as his own. He was hilariously agog when GT told him about his wife punching out a girl years ago at ASR. She had never told him that story. So Chas's wife has thrown fists at a surf trade show, and Chas has received fists at a surf trade show. Arguably a first for a couple.

Chas just had major shoulder surgery so I don't blame him for not wanting to scrap w/Mr. Goggans. Though I don't think he'd have scrapped even if he was fully healthy. I mean, if I was Ashton I'd have probably punched him because he arguably deserved it. And Chas seemed to know he deserved it. I thought Chas surfed the Wave Ranch's wave pretty well btw. He dislocated his shoulder on that ride.

There's a reason Warshaw and Smith call one another friends. Chas recognizes a superior intellect, and thus calls on Warshaw regularly for his opinions. Warshaw's not beholden to the surf industry and so, is glad to have a hilltop on which to pontificate. I reckon neither give two shits whether GromsDad or "maybe" believe Chas and Ashton should participate in a suck off.

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I give the guy props for only throwing one punch and not three. Clearly he deserved it.

On a side note, last week there was a guy killed by a single punch after he asked a guy to leash his dog in a park in Philadelphia. A single punch. One guy dead and the other going to prison.


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I like Chas. Ive read his books. Hope he writes about his Middle East adventure.


he wrote a couple of articles about them, this thread has a few links to some of them:

https://forum.surfer.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=2253378&page=2

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neither guy sound like someone i'd like to be around

i read chas say somewhere that he came at goggins with some sort of elbow strike, prior to the start of the video clip, which is why he got punched. sounds deserved.

chas had attempted to choke the guy on air once.

neither appeared to want to have an actual fight in that video

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if chas threw some kind of elbow that changes things for me

ashton looks pretty bad/pathetic in the video

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Everyone who see Chaz should say, "How's your wife?"


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Weisberg would beat the piss out of both of them, full stop.


Wasn't Weisberg a pro wrestler?


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Sorry I if offended you or your buds. However, to assume that I'm "jealous" of either one of those ding dongs is absolute absurdity.

It's says a lot about the surf industry when these two have such a voice in the media. Neither are exceptional at anything surfing related, yet we have to be subjected to them.

Just a shame that legitimate ones like Curren, Gerlach, Slater... don't write or speak out more.

"Chas" from Oregon, who looks like he's trying to kick smack, while criticizing the best.. he reminds me a little of Bob Costas. Someone with little talent who criticized Michael Jordan and other pros...
I guess those that can do, do... those who can't... gossip about those who can.

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Originally Posted By: GromsDad
Originally Posted By: maybe
"Chas" is a random ding dong who sucked off someone for blog privileges. He's a nobody kook. Him and the other condom wrapper - wearing the yellow beanie, should have a suck-off.





This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I think you guys "maybe" have Chas envy.

Because I've earned the right to ramble here inhoherently, I'll name drop here a bit. I hung w/Chas, Warshaw, Scales and Fla Surf Film Fest head honcho Kevin Miller at this past Surf Expo. Shot the shit with Bassy too, who seemed by laser focused and very distracted, having flown out to Florida on a redeye and then left back for SD the same day. Really enjoyed hanging with all of them. I missed the Chas dustup unfortunately but did have the chance to see Ashton and Chas within feet of each other (and largely ignoring each other) when Stab presented its 'Black Boards' movie. Which was quite entertaining, but a little long. It was funny to see how nervous the shapers who contributed boards were. Shit, I would be.

I never met DLScales or Chas in person before this and liked em both a lot. Chas very funny. Funnier than about anyone at the Expo I reckon. He strikes me as mildly insecure about his strange position in the surf world, but he's self-deprecating and, in person at least, is interested in hearing the opinions of other folks at least as much as his own. He was hilariously agog when GT told him about his wife punching out a girl years ago at ASR. She had never told him that story. So Chas's wife has thrown fists at a surf trade show, and Chas has received fists at a surf trade show. Arguably a first for a couple.

Chas just had major shoulder surgery so I don't blame him for not wanting to scrap w/Mr. Goggans. Though I don't think he'd have scrapped even if he was fully healthy. I mean, if I was Ashton I'd have probably punched him because he arguably deserved it. And Chas seemed to know he deserved it. I thought Chas surfed the Wave Ranch's wave pretty well btw. He dislocated his shoulder on that ride.

There's a reason Warshaw and Smith call one another friends. Chas recognizes a superior intellect, and thus calls on Warshaw regularly for his opinions. Warshaw's not beholden to the surf industry and so, is glad to have a hilltop on which to pontificate. I reckon neither give two shits whether GromsDad or "maybe" believe Chas and Ashton should participate in a suck off.

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OneWorld...

Just a shame that legitimate ones like Curren, Gerlach, Slater... don't write or speak out more.


Man, as a major social media influencer, and after watching the Joe Rogan podcast and his misinformed "facts", + the pleasured willy wonka lifestyle he deservedly enjoys but 99.99999 are out of touch with,... I wish Slater would stfu more.

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Yeah, I thought 4 times about taking Slater's name outta that post... but he has every right to blab on to eternity...

the two condom wrappers are indicative of surfing "culture" and the world in general.

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roflmao

Who is subjecting you to them? Dont like it dont look.

You make it sound like that scene in clockwork orange.

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Almost wonder if Chas is reading this and giggling

https://beachgrit.com/2019/01/memory-lan...s-neil-ridgway/

Not reporting on the results of the event, but the event itself.

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Chas is a throwback to when surf was counter culture and very independent. Ashton is a modern day hipster wannabe....which seems to be what's thriving in the industry today.

Who would you rather be stuck with on a boat trip?


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The deference given to veterans is insane. They signed up, did their job and got paid for it. Fine.
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Chaz was the only guy with balls to write about the "real North Shore" and is an intelligent writer. Chaz also admits he deserved the punch and didn't call the cops or anything weak like that.

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Chaz was the only guy with balls to write about the "real North Shore" and is an intelligent writer. Chaz also admits he deserved the punch and didn't call the cops or anything weak like that.


That book was garbage.


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Opinions vary.

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Originally Posted By: casa_mugrienta
Originally Posted By: Scallywag
Whatever happened to Lewis Samuels anyways?


charging


Can confirm. Surfed quite a few days with him this winter, none below 10'.


all i ever wanted in life was a consistent 6-10 foot righthand barrel
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Originally Posted By: Coat Hanger


Who would you rather be stuck with on a boat trip?


I would prefer not to.


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