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#2899963 - 01/17/19 04:20 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: jkb]
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Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


Coat Hanger, are there other foods that you also relate to sexuality? Or just avocados? Is this related to a certain event or experience with avocados?

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#2899964 - 01/17/19 04:22 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: rice]
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Originally Posted By: rice
Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


Coat Hanger, are there other foods that you also relate to sexuality? Or just avocados? Is this related to a certain event or experience with avocados?


He probably collects the pits and uses them as anal beads.
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#2899971 - 01/17/19 04:27 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: Kento]
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Originally Posted By: Kento
Originally Posted By: rice
Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


Coat Hanger, are there other foods that you also relate to sexuality? Or just avocados? Is this related to a certain event or experience with avocados?


He probably collects the pits and uses them as anal beads.


and not the small ones

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#2900062 - 01/17/19 06:29 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: GWS]
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Testosterone is your friend.


Artificial? No.

It was Lance Armstrong's friend tho.
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#2900067 - 01/17/19 06:31 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: Kento]
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Originally Posted By: Kento
Originally Posted By: rice
Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


Coat Hanger, are there other foods that you also relate to sexuality? Or just avocados? Is this related to a certain event or experience with avocados?


He probably collects the pits and uses them as anal beads.


roflmao
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#2900087 - 01/17/19 07:02 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: Kento]
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Originally Posted By: Kento
Originally Posted By: rice
Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


Coat Hanger, are there other foods that you also relate to sexuality? Or just avocados? Is this related to a certain event or experience with avocados?


He probably collects the pits and uses them as anal beads.


Probably? Are you afraid to commit you pussy. You gave fecalT his best change at raging hard on in months....and then threw a "probably" in there. Once again he's left with trying to row a boat with a rope.
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#2900090 - 01/17/19 07:04 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: jkb]
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Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


There's nothing wrong with it per se. It just something you should keep to yourself....like eating an ice cream cone or a banana in public.
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#2900091 - 01/17/19 07:05 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: rice]
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Originally Posted By: rice
Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


Coat Hanger, are there other foods that you also relate to sexuality? Or just avocados? Is this related to a certain event or experience with avocados?


You've gotten duller over time. Eat a steak and get ahold of yourself.
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Originally Posted By: StuAzole
The deference given to veterans is insane. They signed up, did their job and got paid for it. Fine.

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#2900096 - 01/17/19 07:21 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: Coat Hanger]
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Originally Posted By: Coat Hanger
Originally Posted By: Kento
Originally Posted By: rice
Originally Posted By: jkb
What's wrong with avocado on toast shrug


Coat Hanger, are there other foods that you also relate to sexuality? Or just avocados? Is this related to a certain event or experience with avocados?


He probably collects the pits and uses them as anal beads.


Probably? Are you afraid to commit you pussy. You gave fecalT his best change at raging hard on in months....and then threw a "probably" in there. Once again he's left with trying to row a boat with a rope.


I said "probably" because I wasn't sure they had the diameter to satisfy you after your World Cup exhibition.
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#2900123 - 01/17/19 09:00 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: hal9000]
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No worries there. Im like a one man The Aristocrats show. Ta da.
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The deference given to veterans is insane. They signed up, did their job and got paid for it. Fine.

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#2900137 - 01/17/19 09:45 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: ifallalot]
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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: hal9000
Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Sourdough only tastes right when made in the Bay Area or around the Monterey Bay


the same people who say stuff like this freak the fvck out when you say that pizza doesn't taste right unless it comes from NJ or NY.

Those people are also wrong. The best pizza is 100% on the East Coast. It really is better.

Bagels too


All of the above is correct. True sourdough only comes from the central/north CA coast. The truly good NY/NJ-style pizza and bagels only come from there. It's water and climate and cultchah...

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#2900246 - 01/18/19 09:41 AM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: StuAzole]
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Originally Posted By: StuAzole
Originally Posted By: ifallalot
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Testosterone is your friend.

It would really help him


Gets more waves than ifall at the pier:

https://positivevibewarriors.com/blogs/news/grom-of-the-week-peter-romaniuk


Derp. Has nothing to do with me, this conversation, or anything else

But its good to see you're tracking little kids, creep
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#2900338 - 01/18/19 11:51 AM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: ifallalot]
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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: StuAzole
Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: GWS
Testosterone is your friend.

It would really help him


Gets more waves than ifall at the pier:

https://positivevibewarriors.com/blogs/news/grom-of-the-week-peter-romaniuk


Derp. Has nothing to do with me, this conversation, or anything else

But its good to see you're tracking little kids, creep


Who has more T, you or the 10 year old?
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#2900355 - 01/18/19 12:14 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: StuAzole]
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Originally Posted By: StuAzole
Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: StuAzole
Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: GWS
Testosterone is your friend.

It would really help him


Gets more waves than ifall at the pier:

https://positivevibewarriors.com/blogs/news/grom-of-the-week-peter-romaniuk


Derp. Has nothing to do with me, this conversation, or anything else

But its good to see you're tracking little kids, creep


Who has more T, you or the 10 year old?


First creeping on little boys, now you want to discuss their hormone levels? Sicko!
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The deference given to veterans is insane. They signed up, did their job and got paid for it. Fine.

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#2900361 - 01/18/19 12:20 PM Re: Can we talk about the keto diet? [Re: Coat Hanger]
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Originally Posted By: Coat Hanger


You've gotten duller over time.


It's probably the avocados. shrug

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