Wouldn’t “craigslist surfboard” make this a better clip? I mean, if he can do all that radicallness on a rando from CL... that’s pretty impressive.
Others have already commented on your lack of appreciation for Helmet so I’ll just add a +1 to that. Do you really not like Helmet? That’s honestly surprising if so.
"Everybody is one board away from ripping." - GWS