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#2863448 - 10/21/18 11:09 PM Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper!
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#2863459 - 10/22/18 12:00 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: casa_mugrienta]
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Old news sleeping I saw that for the first time probably 25 years ago, a friend I grew up with learned that from his gramps.
I'd bet that baby wipe sales among people who don't have kids in diapers has increased several fold in the last 5 years, now that analingus is all the rage facelick
I always liked using handfuls of snows while backpacking- like air conditioning for your undercarriage hat
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#2863468 - 10/22/18 01:04 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: casa_mugrienta]
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Someone send this to India...

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#2863483 - 10/22/18 02:52 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: casa_mugrienta]
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that's fugggin depressing.

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#2863486 - 10/22/18 03:08 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: casa_mugrienta]
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Optimized the crap out of the 2-square ration.

Anyone here ever wipe with the roll? Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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#2863487 - 10/22/18 03:11 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: surfy1476]
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Originally Posted By: surfy1476
Someone send this to India...


Kid in my dorms, not sure if he was Indian or x or y or z (doesnt really matter...) but he had a disgusting habit of taking a dump then duck walking to the showers, spreading a$$, and receiving a standing bidet in the shower.

Flip flops were not optional in that shower.

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#2863507 - 10/22/18 07:05 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: sd_101]
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Originally Posted By: sd_101


Anyone here ever wipe with the roll?


Yup
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If they are causing the problem, realeasing them will help
I tried to talk my PT into doing it." -Autoprax

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#2863522 - 10/22/18 08:11 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: sd_101]
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Originally Posted By: sd_101
Originally Posted By: surfy1476
Someone send this to India...


Kid in my dorms, not sure if he was Indian or x or y or z (doesnt really matter...) but he had a disgusting habit of taking a dump then duck walking to the showers, spreading a$$, and receiving a standing bidet in the shower.

Flip flops were not optional in that shower.
roflmao
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#2863537 - 10/22/18 09:17 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: 20W-50 and blood]
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Originally Posted By: 20W-50 and blood
that's fugggin depressing.


Yeah, when your toilet paper bill makes up a significant enough percentage of your spending youve got problems.
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#2863557 - 10/22/18 10:23 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: casa_mugrienta]
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I feel like I'm not worthy of good toilet paper.
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#2863568 - 10/22/18 10:37 AM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: Duffy]
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Originally Posted By: Duffy
Originally Posted By: 20W-50 and blood
that's fugggin depressing.


Yeah, when your toilet paper bill makes up a significant enough percentage of your spending youve got problems.

I remember being poor enough at one point in my life to plan my shits at work so I wouldn't have to use the TP at home
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#2863795 - 10/22/18 03:46 PM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: ifallalot]
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Originally Posted By: ifallalot
Originally Posted By: Duffy
Originally Posted By: 20W-50 and blood
that's fugggin depressing.


Yeah, when your toilet paper bill makes up a significant enough percentage of your spending youve got problems.

I remember being poor enough at one point in my life to plan my shits at work so I wouldn't have to use the TP at home


cheers

I am not alone!

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#2863802 - 10/22/18 03:50 PM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: casa_mugrienta]
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.

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#2863975 - 10/22/18 09:52 PM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: ifallalot]
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I've had the displeasure of shitting in many public beach restrooms across this great land and can tell you there exists a TP so thin it cannot even be unrolled without tearing into tiny unusable pieces.

You have to take the shreds and clump them together...hopefully you're shitting before you go in the water and not after.
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If they are causing the problem, realeasing them will help
I tried to talk my PT into doing it." -Autoprax

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#2863990 - 10/22/18 10:27 PM Re: Best ass wiping hack ever. How to save money on toilet paper! [Re: grapedrink]
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Originally Posted By: grapedrink
now that analingus is all the rage


The Pismo Clams is my new band name

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