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#2862101 - 10/19/18 08:09 AM Do you remember your first BJJ tournament?
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I had been doing judo for a couple years, bjj a couple months. My first bjj class is a different thread. Anyway, first match was a short, stocky fellow with zero takedown skills. He pulled guard like most bjj pussies. I quickly passed his gaurd and stayed in mount for the duration of the match. About as exciting as watching supers. I think I got some sort of medal even though I only had 2 matches

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#2862161 - 10/19/18 10:32 AM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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I'm just working on my standup game and striking

I probably should do some BJJ, I haven't wrestled in 20 years
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#2862185 - 10/19/18 11:10 AM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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martial arts related, and i think the door is made out of paper mache

now where is the "first bj" spinoff thread?

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#2862261 - 10/19/18 12:27 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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Why the EFFFFFF was this moved from the Foiling Forum?????

Gonna have to make another one over there....

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#2862277 - 10/19/18 12:42 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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the mods are on to me. another thread deleted in the foiling forum. I thought this was relevant, because don't most foilers trane for when they get into physical altercations for ruining surfing??

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#2862547 - 10/19/18 11:14 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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frate training, the only way to be like brock lesnar

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#2862548 - 10/19/18 11:17 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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yep - took Duffy down with a drop knee side swing followed with a spoon cuddle arm snuggle- umpire stopped it before he could even tap out

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#2862650 - 10/20/18 09:23 AM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: Truth]
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yep - took Duffy down with a drop knee side swing followed with a spoon cuddle arm snuggle- umpire stopped it before he could even tap out


I appreciated the oil check.
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#2862764 - 10/20/18 12:20 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: Duffy]
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Haven't done one yet. Am going to a Megaton seminar at our gym today. Let's see... 3 hours long... that means dozens of submissions and chokes performed on me today. Stocked!
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#2862795 - 10/20/18 01:08 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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now where is the "first bj" spinoff thread?


no kidding - this thread started out with so much potential - "do you remember your first bj..."

and it was all downhill from there.
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#2862853 - 10/20/18 04:56 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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Why the EFFFFFF was this moved from the Foiling Forum?????

Gonna have to make another one over there....

I thought you were joking/trolling about the existence of a Foil Subforum roflmao barf
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#2863355 - 10/21/18 06:09 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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footge of my bjj tourney


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#2863379 - 10/21/18 07:15 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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I was pretty winded after Id rollerbladed to the dojo so I was only like 85%

I had my karate pajamas opened a bit seductively at the chest, showing some boss chest hair

I was wearing Chanel Allure Homme Sport- universally acknowledged as the #1 sport cologne of all time

When the master said go! (in Brazilian), I dropped down into worm stance

The only known counter for worm stance is gravedigger (thats the English translation) so I knew what was coming (game theory!)

So when the dude tried to sweep me, I was ready

The conclusion is on my BJJ blog which youll need to subscribe to

I havent trained this hard to give this shit away for free

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#2863382 - 10/21/18 07:20 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: rts265]
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This thread was meant for the trolling forum.

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#2863395 - 10/21/18 07:36 PM Re: Do you remember your first BJJ tournament? [Re: grapedrink]
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Originally Posted By: grapedrink
Originally Posted By: rts265
Why the EFFFFFF was this moved from the Foiling Forum?????

Gonna have to make another one over there....

I thought you were joking/trolling about the existence of a Foil Subforum roflmao barf

it puts the lotion in the basket.
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