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Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2707404
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Wonder what Malcolm would say to a alpha omega twonzer?

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Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2710043
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Work on Malcolm for a while. He may come around. Still no bat tail quads out of the Bonzer station, yet, but it's only been a little while, like 5 or 6 years.


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Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2710048
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B5 - did you ever get your bonzers glassed at stretch? how did that turn out?

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2710991
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Originally Posted By: GWS
I've got one in glassing. Considering it's a 7'3" midsize I probably won't post a picture of it. Kind of curious to see how it will go on a longer board.


post it up! a few of us here actually ride boards like that! wink

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2887527
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Should I order this in xtr or what?

Whats base price for eps from Roberts?

Really shouldnt be ordering anything right now

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: rts265] #2887684
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Originally Posted By: rts265
Should I order this in xtr or what?

Whats base price for eps from Roberts?

Really shouldnt be ordering anything right now


Famous last words. laugh

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2887777
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Anyone else have experience with the brofish twonzer?

Decided to sit out the xtr sale, for now....

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Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2887849
12/16/18 01:34 AM
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mi the only oen who wants an xtr bonzer octa thing for life?

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2887853
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I think I saw a xtr ci bonzer. Maybe a bisquik or other ci models are a possibility

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2888587
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i call this a twatzer:





An 'intimacy coach' who can lift coconuts, household objects and even a surfboard using her vagina is encouraging other women to develop their pelvic muscles to improve their health. 



 



Kim Anami, who splits her time between LA and Bali, teaches 'Vaginal Kung Fu', which she believes helps with depression and gives women younger looking skin - and can be especially helpful to women after childbirth.



The 44-year-old ties a thin piece of string to a jade egg which she then inserts into her vagina attached to the object she will be lifting, using nothing more than her super-strong muscles.



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Kim Anami can lift coconuts, household objects and even a surfboard using her vagina and believes that vaginal weightlifting can empower women





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Kim Anami can lift coconuts, household objects and even a surfboard using her vagina and believes that vaginal weightlifting can empower women




 

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: 000] #2888715
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not a twatzer. looks like a twadfin to me.

and her face looks late 40's-50 to me. which skin does she claim looks younger?


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Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: ghostshaper] #2889029
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I got to ride a Roberts Twonzer "Disco Diamond" prototype maybe a month ago, thing was so slippery fast in tiny waves. I'd definitely get one in the future.

Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2895395
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Apologies if this has been posted already.
Roberts discussing the twonzer design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU2uqu19wJ4


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Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: GWS] #2895402
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Interesting to hear that he has tried them in Indo and liked them. I had a similar experience in Fiji. Would've loved to hear him talk about the overlap and rear placement. Bummed I missed him this summer when I was out there.


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Re: The Roberts Twonzer [Re: ghostshaper] #2895425
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Originally Posted By: ghostshaper
not a twatzer. looks like a twadfin to me.


Id call it a qunt.


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