6 sick one's. Go no further if you're easily offended!
1. A woman in labor is screaming profanities at her husband from her
hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in
your ass but NO, you said that might hurt!"
2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I
spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent
$2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough! But I
spend 50 bucks on a blow job for myself and she goes
Women, I just can't figure them out!
3. A mother-in-law said to her son's wife when their baby was born:
"I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son."
The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be
rude either, but this is a pussy, not a
4. Little kid catches his mom and dad having sex. He says,
"What are you doing?" His father says, "We
are making you a little brother." The boy answers,
"Why don't you do it doggy style, and make me a
5. "I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with
to avoid having sex, like; "I'm tired, I'm
washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your
6. Dear Dr. Phil: I was watching my next door neighbor's
wife sun bathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was
jerking off I turned to notice my wife was just standing
there, arms folded, watching me. Is she a pervert or what?