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Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? #1573164
06/03/10 02:56 PM
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Surf holiday in Bali and the magic hands of an Balinese female are giving your the standard rubdown. Nothing sexual. Is it cheating if you accept her surprise offer for "finish the job"?


Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: drainer] #1573165
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Yes.

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: drainer] #1573166
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not if your eyes are closed

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: bagusolas] #1573167
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If you're in different time zones it's OK.

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: emissions] #1573168
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Would you think she cheated if she got a Happy Ending?

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: drainer] #1573169
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AS LONG AS THERE ISN'T ANY KISSING INVOLVED IT IS INTERNATIONALLY ACCEPTABLE PRACTICE.


Live free or die!
Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: emissions] #1573170
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If you're in different time zones it's OK.




Yeah, and/or she is Indonesian, and/or not of your same race or ethnic group. I don't think the bigamy laws apply either to a situation such as being married to a Nicaraguan and an American at the same time.

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: drainer] #1573171
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Surf holiday in Bali and the magic hands of an Balinese female are giving your the standard rubdown. Nothing sexual. Is it cheating if you accept her surprise offer for "finish the job"?






Be respectful. Massage is part of Balinese culture and does not include happy ending.


The stoke is getting pricey.
Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: ttboy] #1573172
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Be respectful. Massage is part of Balinese culture and does not include happy ending.





Bollocks! It is very much part of Indonesian and Balinese culture. While it may be true that only a certain percentage practice or offer it, it is considered part of an organic whole in the larger picture of wellness. It is silly western Masseuses that steer well clear of your central no fly zone. Even a clean Indonesian massage will have the masseuses hands inadvertently banging your bollocks, there is genuine curious innocence here. And they all, almost without exception, seem to take great pleasure in seeing if they can elicit a biological reaction from you.


Arguing with 'ertards is like playing chess against a pigeon. It will knock over the pieces, 5h!t on the board, then strut around like it's victorious.
Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: BaliIdiot] #1573173
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Be respectful. Massage is part of Balinese culture and does not include happy ending.





Bollocks! It is very much part of Indonesian and Balinese culture. While it may be true that only a certain percentage practice or offer it, it is considered part of an organic whole in the larger picture of wellness. It is silly western Masseuses that steer well clear of your central no fly zone. Even a clean Indonesian massage will have the masseuses hands inadvertently banging your bollocks, there is genuine curious innocence here. And they all, almost without exception, seem to take great pleasure in seeing if they can elicit a biological reaction from you.




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Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: SurfZombie] #1573174
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Yes.




Um, please surrender your man card at your nearest bar/pub/steakhouse/massage parlor/whorehouse/meth-den and beg Balidiot's forgiveness, because he has you schooled on this question.

3-martinis-at-lunch-Subway OUT!

(first time I've done the blah-blah OUT thing.)

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? #1573176
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Whatever happened to the 500 mile rule?

And apparently Blamb has not been to brazil.

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: JJR] #1573177
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Or japan/china.

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: JJR] #1573178
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BTW you can get a haircut with a happy ending in bali. Trust me.

Re: Indonesian "Happy Ending" massages = cheating? [Re: subway] #1573179
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3-martinis-at-lunch-Subway OUT!








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