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When sea lions attack! #2970845
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Discovery Channel needs a “Sea Lion Week!”

Those things are pure evil....

https://www.keyt.com/news/san-luis-...o-beach-officials-say-beware-/1087394608


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We were up in Monterey salmon fishing years ago and back in our slip we were unloading a cooler of fish and a 2000# bull jumped up on the transom of the Parker trying to steal our fish, almost sunk it, scared the living $hit out of us shocked
Those things are so aggressive and they almost know that we can't fvck with 'em.

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I’ve been bumped (surfing), bitten (several times while diving) and was the victim of an attempted rape by a big male while “surfing” on a sit-on-top kayak at a reef pass type setup on one of the islands off the CA coast.

I’ve also been bitten by sheepshead (diving) bumped by sharks (diving) and suffered a horrendous sneak attack by a hoard of renegade sea urchins.


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Originally Posted by Duffy
I’ve been bumped (surfing), bitten (several times while diving) and was the victim of an attempted rape by a big male while “surfing” on a sit-on-top kayak at a reef pass type setup on one of the islands off the CA coast.

I’ve also been bitten by sheepshead (diving) bumped by sharks (diving) and suffered a horrendous sneak attack by a hoard of renegade sea urchins.


shocked eek


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That first one in the vid with the knot on it's head is a Steller sea lion (not as common around here as the California sea lions). They get massive. You would not want to get bitten by one of those. drowning

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Originally Posted by Duffy
..... and suffered a horrendous sneak attack by a hoard of renegade sea urchins.


thought


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Don't stir the pot if you don't know the ingredient.

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I guess the ocean is always ready to kill someone for free. laugh
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I was attacked by a large sea bird.


incompetence is preferable to malice.
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Originally Posted by _____
That first one in the vid with the knot on it's head is a Steller sea lion (not as common around here as the California sea lions). They get massive. You would not want to get bitten by one of those. drowning


Some years ago there were several “suspicious” deaths of sea lions at the Channel Islands (San Miguel I think). They were all killed in a “violent” manner. Anyway the usual suspects were all but certain that some evil fisherman or urchin diver was killing them so some folks decided to setup a surveillance operation.

Turns out is a hybrid male sea lion/stellar mix (dad was sea lion and mom was stellar) that was trying to mate with female sea lions and because it was so big it was killing them in the process.


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Originally Posted by Autoprax
I was attacked by a large sea bird.


A pelican crapped on me once. Worst bird shit ever. Oily.

Had to throw away my wetsuit.


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Originally Posted by Autoprax
I was attacked by a large sea bird.


We were up at Naples during the big El Niño back in the 90's and a Frigate swooped down and whacked the crap out of my buddy on the back of his head while he was baiting a hook, his reaction was priceless, didn't see it coming, LMAO the rest of the day.

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Once paddling back out at Davenports I came upon two sea lions making sweet love dancing male stopped and started chasing after me barking like a pit bull and sporting a neon pink boner blush2


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Be happy we don't have to deal with those leopard seals.

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Originally Posted by rowjimmytour
Once paddling back out at Davenports I came upon two sea lions making sweet love dancing male stopped and started chasing after me barking like a pit bull and sporting a neon pink boner blush2
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I had a similar experience in big sur with elephant seals. The big male was not stocked on the cockblock.

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No vids?

What is the place coming to?



Oldie but goodies?






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