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Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: casa_mugrienta] #2949249
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you know . . . if you designate that goat as a support animal there isn't fook all your HOA can do about it attending a meeting in your place.

Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: obslop] #2949256
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Originally Posted by Sharkbiscuit
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Originally Posted by obslop
you know . . . if you designate that goat as a support animal there isn't fook all your HOA can do about it attending a meeting in your place.



roflmao


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Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: obslop] #2949325
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Originally Posted by obslop
you know . . . if you designate that goat as a support animal there isn't fook all your HOA can do about it attending a meeting in your place.


I told this story earlier in the thread about a lady that had a tiny emotional support dog in a condo building that didn't allow pets. Never barked.

When she died, people at the HOA meeting spontaneously applauded. socrazy


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Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: Sharkbiscuit] #2949422
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Originally Posted by casa_mugrienta
The peanut gallery wants more.


Yes, we want more. more goats. sharkbiscuit gets it.......

Originally Posted by Sharkbiscuit
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I guess the ocean is always ready to kill someone for free. laugh
Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: casa_mugrienta] #2949442
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Originally Posted by casa_mugrienta
The peanut gallery wants more.


This is where you are wrong.

Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: casa_mugrienta] #2949508
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I want a tree goat.

Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: manbearpig] #2949594
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Originally Posted by manbearpig
I want a tree goat.


Try climbing a tree wearing high heels.

That must be how it feels to climb a tree wearing hoofs.

Goats are incredible.


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Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: casa_mugrienta] #2949839
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I lived in a place that was part of an hoa when i was renting and a younger man, we got in trouble for all sorts of shit, couldn't have the garage door open unless you were working in the garage, no towells hanging on the balcony, no hammocks, no hot batches of resin wafting through the common areas, no multi keg parties, etc etc. later in life when my wife and i were looking to buy i told the realtor, no gated communities , no home owners, and i want a yard big enough to have my future children run around and go nuts.... she rolled her eyes and took us to the most run down dumps in the mexican neighborhoods of encinitas and back then there were a few, one house in particular was all run down, roof was leaking but it was on a decent sized lot and already had a 2 1/2 detached garage in the back of the lot.. i said perfect lets see what happens,, only good financial move i've ever made..... good luck with your trees fecal,

Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: obslop] #2949862
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Originally Posted by obslop
you know . . . if you designate that goat as a support animal there isn't fook all your HOA can do about it attending a meeting in your place.

Emotional support animals is a topic that deserves it's own thread.


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Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: sussle] #2949865
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Originally Posted by sussle
Originally Posted by obslop
you know . . . if you designate that goat as a support animal there isn't fook all your HOA can do about it attending a meeting in your place.

Emotional support animals is a topic that deserves it's own thread.


You do the honors.


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A: Buy Pezman's mag and turn it into a piece of crap.
Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: sussle] #2951011
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Originally Posted by sussle
Originally Posted by obslop
you know . . . if you designate that goat as a support animal there isn't fook all your HOA can do about it attending a meeting in your place.

Emotional support animals is a topic that deserves it's own thread.

Originally Posted by sussle
Originally Posted by obslop
you know . . . if you designate that goat as a support animal there isn't fook all your HOA can do about it attending a meeting in your place.

Emotional support animals is a topic that deserves it's own thread.



I'd rather start a thread about experiencing childbirth pain.








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Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: casa_mugrienta] #2951032
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oh I got banned from next door. one of the threads I was active on was an emotional support animal thread.

Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: manbearpig] #2951241
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Originally Posted by manbearpig
I want a tree goat.

Me too


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Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: Mr Doof] #2951286
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Who knew China was such a nation of SJW feminists.

Re: The Official HOA *HELL* thread [Re: casa_mugrienta] #2951868
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Our neighborhood in Oregon was HOA and so is our current one here in Washington. Overall its worked out pretty well, each place has about 25 homes so its manageable and everyone knows each other.

Our current HOA had no problem with me building a parking spot for my boat, as long as it had a fence in front of it. No problem!

My biggest gripe is the lawn requirement, that we are required to have grass. Clover grows rampantly, and all the neighbors spray tons of chemicals to get rid of clover. I refuse to spray chemicals where my kid and dog play, so my yard is covered. I'm waiting for that fight. Damned if I'm going to pick the clover out by hand, and I'm not going to allow chemicals to be sprayed in my front yard, so hopefully they play it cool. I mean, I mow the clover/grass weekly, keep it looking tidy, and I'm a little off the street so from a distance its all green.

That brings up another issue. The HOA thinks everyone should have a perfectly green lawn all summer long. We've had a warm & dry spring, so I'm waiting for the county or state to start water restrictions like California has. That'll be a wakeup for lots of people around here who have never dealt with such a thing.


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